Okay, so I was climbing this tree the other day, and realized that there were wires running through it. So I said to myself, "Self, is this safe?"
Fortunately I remembered seeing the safety ad that my nephew created that ran in his local paper, and I got out of that tree.
Thank you, Michael, and congratulations! (I especially enjoyed the drawing of the man being electrocuted -- yep, Michael is a Gaffney all right!)