I am heading away from computers for the weekend, but didn't want to just ignore y'all.
So I'll leave you with one of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin's routine:
“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything.
But after certain things, sort of means everything.
Like after ‘I love you.’
Or ‘You’re going to live.’
Or ‘It’s a boy.’”