But I suppose the most un-Christ-like Biblical figure – going by the “nice” and “inoffensive at all costs” definition – has to be Jesus himself.
As has been mentioned in the responses to this blog, Jesus held auditions.
He had hundreds of followers trailing after him – all wanting to be part of the inner circle. But Jesus thought that number unwieldy. So he observed, interacted, then went off to the mountain to pray.
And when he came back down, he asked twelve to step forward, and told the rest, “Thank you very much for trying out.”
[And even within the twelve, there were a couple that he kept giving the best roles to. Notice that Bart and Thad didn’t get the mountain top transformation experience.]
Did this ruffle feathers? You bet.
Imagine if you were one of the goodly followers, and Jesus rejected you for one of those uppity son-of-thunder boys, or the over-loud (and smelly) fisherman, or that violent zealot, or the (perish the thought) tax man.
People quit following over it. Several second guessed Jesus over it. Many squabbled for years over it.
He just said, “Get over it.”
He didn’t feel the need to justify his being choosy. He didn’t apologize, or promise the unchosen that they would get to be apostles the next time around. He didn’t expand the apostle ring to make smaller apostlette positions so everyone could get a turn.
He didn’t even blog endlessly about his reasons.
He just did his best to pick and train the group needed to create the church, even if that meant not being nice at all costs.
Like I said, not very Christ-like of him.
Just my thoughts,