From Jack Handey:
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words—’mank’ and ‘ind’. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind."
"If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. "
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. "
Just makes me laugh,
Sean
2 comments:
my favorite jack handey quote is this:
with every sunrise there is another chance; with every sunset, you blew it.
Those made me laugh too! Thanks for putting them up.
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